Barb fall down, go boom.
Every night around dusk, Barb and I walk a block and a half up the street to the Easterling-Zacharias health center where we do about 45 minutes of exercising on the ellipticals and treadmills. Tuesday night we never made it.
A few yards from the gym’s front door, Barb tripped up and fell to the concrete sidewalk like a brick. It happened so fast she never even had time to get her hands out in front of her. The minute she hit, she knew she was in trouble and told me very calmly to go call 911. The only other thing she said at that moment was that she couldn’t breathe.
It happened so fast I couldn’t get a grasp that it had happened at all. One minute we were walking along talking about a limb we’d just had removed from a tree in the yard, and the next minute she was down, there was blood pouring from under her face, and the leisurely evening that had stretched out before us was off in a crazy new direction.
By the time I got back to Barb, she had rolled over and was sitting up, breathing now, thank God, but clearly in a lot of pain. Other times I have seen her in crises, when the pain or the problem has involved me or the children, she tends to get hysterical fast. This time she was frightingly calm, speaking normally if cautiously through a badly damaged lip as we waited for Richmond Ambulance to arrive. The folks from EZ came out and gathered around, offering comfort and a mat for her to lean on, patting her back and providing a wet towel for her face.
When she realized her front teeth had been broken off, she said, “Oh my lord, I hope this doesn’t mean I have to move to
West Virginia!”
Within minutes the fire truck and then the ambulance arrived and soon she was carted off to St. Mary’s, an improvised sling on her right arm, in the care of EMTs Brian and Ryanne. Barb said that on the way there, when she ventured the opinion that maybe I should have taken her to the hospital in our car and left the ambulance free for “someone who really needed it,” Brian told her it was a great relief to be facing a “smaller” problem than the ones he usually faced as he responded to calls in Richmond.
“Are you the ones who get the gunshots and traffic accidents?” Barb asked him.
“We’re the ones who get everything,” he replied.
By the time I had walked back home, gotten the insurance information and driven to St. Mary’s, the emergency room doctor had already picked the pieces of teeth out of Barb’s lip and shipped her off for X-rays. Her ribs, which she had feared broken, were just bruised, but her forearm X-ray was ambiguous. The doctor thought she likely had a hairline fracture, which was showing up as a black line on the film.
When he sewed up her lip, I must admit I looked away. She got six stitches, inside and out, and the doc told her it was unlikely she was going to be kissed for awhile. She said, all things considered, that would make her very happy.
Her fall came at 6, and it was after 9 when we got back home. I fixed the bed in Sarah’s old room for her, so that I wouldn’t be knocking her in the chest or arm during the night. I gave her a pain pill and put her to bed and—despite the doctor’s opinion—gave her a kiss.
Then I went and thought about how quickly things can change. One minute all’s right with the world, the next minute nothing you’ve done all day or all week means a thing. She looked so young and beaten up lying there, and I was extremely grateful to see her sleeping peacefully within a few minutes.
Before I went to bed, I called the kids back with a progress report, and daughter Sarah said she had already called her Nana to share the bad news. “But I didn’t want to say Mom had just tripped up in the street,” she admitted, “so I said she had done it rock-climbing.” Barb, too, would prefer that version, I’m sure.
Then I called my friend and the world’s best dentist, Baxter Perkinson, who the next morning fixed Barb’s broken teeth beautifully. You’d never know they’d been broken. Which gives me something else to be grateful for.
West Virginia is a beautiful state to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there either.